Everyone has a shoe size and a city size– I wear an 11 and a half and a 600,000
It’s always a bad idea To admit you have no idea Put another way: No idea is a bad idea You get the idea
In this earthly abode ‘Twas sadness that flowed With each new download Of binary code To ease our workload
Like many people I have dreams in which I’m flying but in mine I’m always flying
As mysterious as the caterpillar bursting into the butterfly a lifetime of following all the ru… somehow prepared them to change all the rules
It happened to me That I happened to be And before I knew what was happen… I’d happened upon a crowd Who happened to have some Grey Po…
As an American I have a posteriori knowledge that Americans pretend without reason to a priori knowledge of the other
I know I’m losing an argument with my friends when my thoughts turn to lunch I know I’m winning when I’m about to lose my lunch
The B is silent in subtle but spo… B-cause a B-ing B-comes human by saying the quiet… The B-all and end-all Is the B-ginning and the end
At first we thought This changes everything We weren’t exactly wrong But, of course Everything is highly adaptable
The Fed has one lever to pull– interest rates– to keep all of us consuming
Everybody wants to rule the world And along come the Jews Claiming that God rules the world But nobody wants God to rule the… Because everybody wants to rule th…
Solitary confinement is cruel and unusual punishment which is why they lock the cell but if they put you in solitary confinement
Unsatisfied with natural consequen… human beings concocted perverse in… which is to say where once we were mere mortals now we are self-defeating
Beware the self-loathing salesman who loves what he does– If you buy what he’s selling then you bought it because you broke it