I always wondered if mimes were a type of clown until having my mind blown by the insight that
In theory rule by consensus sounds more democratic but in practice it leads to hung juries
As the Zamboni driver erasing everything that just happe… so it can all happen again I am preparing for my own death
Scarcity isn’t a lack of abundance– it results from overabundance which enables hoarding
When all politics were still local to exert power you were required to go where the people were gather… In cyberspace all politics are nod… and to exert power you require the…
My wife is a lot like God If God weren’t perfect Like Him, she’s my toughest criti… But also my fiercest champion
My children have no idea they are living through a golden age of comedy
I have half a mind to lose my mind and half a mind to find God The question, natch
Forecasting the rain in Spain is mainly done in vain
In order to live I can’t die (but you can) In order to live and let live I must (eventually) die
The devil’s one job Is making you an offer You can’t refuse And there’s only one thing The devil can’t offer
When I got to the front of the self-checkout line I assumed there’d be a mirror but to my surprise and delight it was even better than I’d hoped
God is one And God is the one that got away But God is still the one that’s got a way
Life is either A whole lotta nothing Or a whole lotta love Nothing could be easier than love Then again
I believe in the great man theory of history because the good man theory of history is so obviously false