They let Potter get away with any… but somehow I get expelled for flo… that a wizard can’t have the same… even though zero (magic) is only half as large as double ze…
Here’s the deal: You have no say in any of this but that doesn’t mean you can’t still have your way if you learn to see things our way
G.K. Chesterton said “When men stop believing in God they don’t believe in nothing; they believe in anything” But after a while,
You have a real life if there are no easy solutions You have a real problem if there are no easy solutions but there is an easy way out
There are no atheists in foxholes; the world is a foxhole
The ego is a helicopter equipped to safeguard belonging deter conflict and elevate status
I know the world is round from experience: I ran from the truth for so long that I ran smack into it
Writing history is hard especially when it’s about the past
In a real life version of the ugly duckling discovering s… I was the reject popsicle stick who at long last found out I was a handy tongue depressor
I brought a wife To a gun fight Don’t worry You haven’t met my wife
I thought I’d flown the co-op by living off the grid And yet I’m still a chicken only now I’m on the skids So I’ve up and joined a commune
The best way to control somebody Is to divide the mind from the bod… Because the body is where the soul…
Seeing as I’m just the messenger It would be easier to tell you Than to show you Because words are all I’ve got But since, if I told you
The sign used to say: Gentlemen may remove their hats All others must Now it reads: Ladies and gentlemen may wear thei…
A planning committee’s second most… Is coming up with a plan That everyone can agree to But no one is happy with This sounds strange until you real…