Funny how as the left lost its sense of humor it became a joke
Money can’t buy me love; Bitcoin doesn’t need to
The scientific method has, at long last arrived at a unifying theory which, for it is a dead end
Thanks to QR codes you can sign-in without your signature much as for some time now your phone has enabled you
Instead of a scythe the mirthful reaper carried balloo… and we just floated away
In person we can struggle for equality Online we’ve already achieved
Whistler’s mother had just spent a long day with Whis– tler’s mother-in-law
Everything on the internet is too… To call Leaving everything undecided But for this– We should all be worried
I used to stand on the moral high ground to look myself in the eye but now that I’ve plucked it out and thrown it away
We’ll never win a power struggle But that’s never stopped us trying And we always end up tying Because our fates are tied togethe…
The truth will set you free but consensus will get you academi… i.e., tenure
By Jove, the easi– est way to work on yourself is to get married
LL Cool J can’t live without his radio For me, it’s my patio
Every night when Smokey Bear would tuck me in… the last thing he always said was Only you can prevent forest fires
Skulls of Roman glad– iators indicate high rates of C.T.E.