Life as we know it Is a competition for status In this competition Socialists are unequaled As are you and I
When they locked down the third pl… (Houses of worship) And made the first two places (Home and work) Into one place
In regular old capitalism we used to say time is money In the attention economy we say
LL Cool J can’t live without his radio For me, it’s my patio
Not to be outdone I cut my face off to spite my nose
I was the first ever lobster discovered in the wild with a rubber band around my claw clamping it shut
You can’t take both forks in the road but you can overpack
When my father-in-law dusted the cobwebs off our front p… they were back within the week It is hard to feel sorry for a spe… that has negligible capacities for…
I trusted the process It wrought processed food I’m still processing
It’s still wise not to panic but now it’s because you need to keep your powder dry for a moral panic
Mid-life crisis: the failure to start hoping you don’t get what you want
Unsatisfied with natural consequen… human beings concocted perverse in… which is to say where once we were mere mortals now we are self-defeating
If God is dead we get eternal recurrence, when things just keep happening ov… and transference, where every authority figure
Everybody talks about the lack of movies for grown-ups but no one mentions the absence of grown-ups Of course, without grown-ups
Late capitalism compensated for it… by blending it into its own propri… No one can redeem the past But everyone can redeem coupons!