The people will never accept the f… that the one thing missing from an effective conspiracy is conspir… so they keep looking for the inexi… always expecting to find them
Home is where you go and you have to take their shit-eating grin
Contemporary pacifism attempts to… One full fathom deep But repression is just short for The return of the repressed So, you can tell a modern pacifist…
At work They know me by my secret identity The mild-mannered Clark Kent But at home with my family I can relax and let them see the r…
It always comes down to what is most important to you and what is most important to you is not knowing what is most import…
No one wanted to wear augmented reality goggles until our design team hit upon the idea of making them look
Because I never learned anything… I learned the hard way that it’s the only way to learn anything at all
Marriage is the only place I’m neither feature nor bug but both
Keep in mind that if you’re going to jump from the frying pan into the fire a golden parachute just buys you plenty of time to ponder
They can kick you out and send you to Siberia but they can’t kick God out of Siberia
Putin lost his mind then he lost his war then he lost his job or Putin dropped the mask
The difference between God and ma… When we get up to our usual shenan… God always says Frankly my dear, I do give a damn
When I was a kid we thought the end of the world was coming any minute via The Button Instead it came a little later
As the civil war raged on between too much, too soon and too little, too late I thought I’d found
You seem to have caught me in a gr… But it can’t be at all my fault if As you’ll see in the hieroglyph My back is to the cliff Over which the lemmings drift