The rug saves its harshest critique for the carpet
7 in 10 Americans believe in heave… while only 6 in 10 believe in hell which is why the house always wins
No one was more surprised than the… when we cracked open his shell and… the inside covered in mirrors
It used to be that We could feed our souls By serving others Or feed our egos By serving ourselves
I trusted the process It wrought processed food I’m still processing
The heat of mutual disdain that always sustained us in person has cooled with depersonalized cam… that detain us via cursor
Life used to be hard And that’s how we liked it So much that we used to say Hurry up and wait In the understanding that
Never answer a yes or no question. Answer the question that you wish had been asked of you: “Ms. Magill, I’m gonna give you one more opportunity for the world to see your answer. Does...
Forecasting the rain in Spain is mainly done in vain
Like Coke for Coca-Cola, Mr. Pibb is short for Mr. Pibb, ABD
I always liked making people laugh until my undergraduates told me that it was an abuse of power asym…
In the west Since we can’t control time We just buy more time An approach used elsewhere With equally mixed results
I need the guy who trains your mind so that you can walk barefoot across hot coals to come to my house
I didn’t start consistently moonwa… until they required us to wear Fit… to qualify for our employee health…
No one ever told the truth but not a one of us were liars because we always spoke exclusivel… in the future tense