How much Are you willing to sacrifice For what You cannot have
When I die I’m go– ing to donate my body to pseudoscience
When civilization was still buildi… deconstruction was all the rage Now that everything we’ve built is… rage is all the rage
No shoes, no shirt, no service Just say no Do not pass go, do not collect $20… Don’t call us, we’ll call you No pain, no gain
That wasn’t the sky Falling on your head That was the truth gone to ground By playing dead
I thought I was too smart for my own good But happily, I’d overestimated my… and I was just smart enough to be vaporous
Catwoman shamed Batman into getting out of the Batmobile… by telling him it was just like ec…
People want to get rich because they think money will make them happy People want to stay rich because they know that money
In the beginning of the internet the world wide web was brimming with optimism due to a recency bias
When they replaced me at work with… I was suddenly able to devote a lo… to not being the creative type
Lunch is born free but everywhere is in chain restaurants
It has taken countless scholars decades of toil to translate Plus ca change, plus c’est la meme chose
You’ll never convince me that when the sun and moon are out at the same time it isn’t the sun appearing at nigh…
If I say yes That’s just a guess If I say no Then I don’t know If I say maybe
You’ll know you’re but a prop In someone else’s mise en scene When, after the photo op And the choir’s said amen You’re left to close up shop