For our civilization to function everyone must be willing to meet at the disappointed hour where if you’re not five minutes t… you’re early
A people pleaser pretends to live in Youtopia but really resides in Myopia because all he can see is what he needs from you
On planet Earth there are natural… Anything you do comes with natural… On Google Earth there are no limi… You can do anything you want But anything you do
You need to follow the rules all t… so that you’re following the rules… At the same time, you need to know exactly when to break the rules But there can’t be a rule for brea…
The days of having a cold spell have given way to the era of casting a cold spell
Life is defined by failure But you can transcend failure If you die trying
Actually marr– iage is like riding a tan– dem unicycle
The biggest reason I ever did any… Was always my ego Even as a part of me insisted There must be something bigger That part, the heart
When you cut the umbilical cord children remain reliant on their p… until they start to become self-re… by attaching to their friends as a step towards the full self-re…
Only a poet Can accurately describe anything More accurately A poet can describe anything Except himself
A mid-life crisis happens when you realize that life is a treadmill which keeps speeding up until you fall off
It’s still wise not to panic but now it’s because you need to keep your powder dry for a moral panic
It took the spies of Five Eyes to tell that Putin wasn’t bluffin’ But just ask the staff at Five Gu… and they’ll tell you Trump’s MacG… He longs for Daddy’s approval
God is the storm un– til He becomes your shelter from the storm. Amen
You must go on. I can’t go on. I’ll ramble on.