It’s taken me this long to underst… like Pee Wee Herman I meant to do that though I’m still unsure why Because as hard as it’s been
I’ve been racking my brains for the perfect response to accusations of perfectionism only to land at a conundrum: a confession of false modesty is
Your ego never knows it’s there Until you greet it Which you do By addressing the other
In France everyone thinks Scotch tape is crap
Being human beings Pacifists are just as obsessed With wielding power As everybody else And just as pathological as those
The only stipulation they put on our capitulation was against any abrogation in accepting their congratulations
Everything on the internet is too… To call Leaving everything undecided But for this– We should all be worried
I can forgive myself anything exce… All of my contingency planning Was contingent upon Sending a contingent of negotiator…
Marriage is the only place I’m neither feature nor bug but both
“The human body generates more bio…
All the advanced metrics say that A bird in the hand Is worth two in the bush But the burning bush advances the… That we are consumed by jealously…
Catwoman shamed Batman into getting out of the Batmobile… by telling him it was just like ec…
I was happy alone Because being together Meant being lonely Until you showed me That being together
Aristocracy failed because it couldn’t keep some of the people happy all of the time Democracy is failing because
Nobody invents themselves so we’re left to choose between perfecting or reinventing ourselve… Nobody’s perfect of course