The moment I think It’s beneath me the solid ground collapses into a sinkhole where I remain
Modern research methods have detec… that there’s no such thing as a ba… leaving scientists puzzled as to w… the whole bunch is still spoiled
When the shit hits the fan at least I know I won’t be wearing flip-flops
Mark my wounds, Our words will come back To flaunt us
I thought I’d flown the co-op by living off the grid And yet I’m still a chicken only now I’m on the skids So I’ve up and joined a commune
Seeing as no good deed goes unpuni… Everyone else turned the job offer… And went back to waiting on their… Only the Jews understood that In the real world
Ours is a culture of low tolerance masquerading as a culture of low risk tolerance
The kingdom of heaven is like two otherwise mediocre individuals making a great couple
When we were kids we liked to spell Mississippi out loud for fun but we never pronounced the S’s–
You can only make a difference in the face of indifference
God’s command to cells was slightly different: be fruitful and divide
I can’t just let go of my past I have to lose a tug of war and get third degree rope burns
We’ve gone from treating people as a means to an end to using them as props for pretend
Vision: In an age when there is n… Mission: Because time flies when…
Peanut butter’s not very good by itself but chocolate is Because I’m not very religious it’s important for me