As Amazon Prime Minister I’m ringleader of the carefree world
The bell curve is the Serpent With the lump in the middle Who ate Adam and Eve By convincing us we’re all mostly… But we’ve proven indigestible
I don’t get mad I get odd
Every strength comes with a weakne… So, when a recent headline said “Is Xi Jinping all-powerful or we… it demonstrated that our greatest… is the ability to ask a stupid que…
To get into heaven they tell you that you have to answer one question correctly and that there are
At night in the city you can only see three stars but you still have to give them five stars
You can’t break the chain of events but you can break the chain of custody for the chain of events
Notice how the giraffe evolved so that its neck is precisely long… to reach the water when it bends d…
My dreams are no longer about wish fulfillment but about the Amazon fulfillment center
In the first take of Braveheart’s… Mel Gibson directed William Wall… “Freedom and responsibility!” But as a practiced antisemite Gibson quickly realized his error
We’re always free to serve ourselves– Liberation is the process of freely choosing to serve others
I know what I want But do I want everyone else To know what I want That is the question
Paradoxically To approach perfection You need to make Really big mistakes Ironically
Most people can get away with sweeping a few things under the ru… but when I started working at the… I couldn’t help noticing how the rugs looked like
Everything dear to you? You can take all of that and throw it out the Overton window