Your life, like everyone else’s will eventually accept death’s pro… and maybe it’s because from the moment you were born death has been saying yes to life
When I filter my selfie it becomes a safie
Fox News said it was “Fair and B… which supposedly meant that it was… because it was balanced but really it meant that it was fa… because it wasn’t balanced–
The people will never accept the f… that the one thing missing from an effective conspiracy is conspir… so they keep looking for the inexi… always expecting to find them
We’ve got enough to go on That there’s enough for everybody So long as we are tough enough But we couldn’t leave well enough… And soon enough
When they shut down Ringling Bros… a down on his luck clown looked into a second career as a m… but was informed that the mimes were only accepting applications f…
There is no Status quo But there is Status
Just because life is good doesn’t mean it isn’t also too much of a good thing
The unconscious is to repression as The algorithms are to redaction
The sooner we realize that wholeness is impossible the sooner we can redouble our efforts towards obtai…
The left used to believe that the people have the power but once the Jewish people had the power to form the state of Israel
For years I sojourned as a humble… Hanging all my hopes On one day emerging as a brilliant… For my moment in the sun Inching ever forward towards the s…
When success is made mandatory for all it becomes impossible for any
What I lack in subtlety I make up for in volume
The sloth’s plangent gaze confirms what we already know: The eighth deadly sin is haste