I’d always said Que sera, sera expecting the last guffaw Instead it’s a last hurrah before one or the other coups d’et…
My greatest fear is losing control but I’m not in control I have an eternal soul but I’m afraid to die I’m scared of making mistakes
Wittgenstein let the fly out of the bottle but western philosophy was soon back on the bottle
Never Win Anything
When people give you the silent treatment have them put it in writing
Google Glass never took because smart phones are a prosthetic for the hands not the eyes
All men come with self-destruct bu… If he seems to be missing one, you’re the button
They can kick you out and send you to Siberia but they can’t kick God out of Siberia
Entire lives can be lived waiting for the other shoe to drop although often this just means you’re being crushed at a snail’s…
If you instill children with self-esteem before they’ve fought and won confidence you’ll make of them cowards
I always thought saying slide trombone was like saying pizza pie until I heard about the valve trombone
Heart cancer is vanishingly rare because a heart of gold only spreads love, not gold while a mind of gold inevitably spreads all the way
If you can catch someone lying to… you can figure out what they want… If you can catch yourself lying to… you can figure out your own desire The former can make you rich
The most useful pawn is the one who believes himself king
People want to get rich because they think money will make them happy People want to stay rich because they know that money