The remarkable thing about life is how time consuming it is
As you age getting enough exercise in futility becomes more and more a portent
The ego is a helicopter equipped to safeguard belonging deter conflict and elevate status
When they shut down Ringling Bros… a down on his luck clown looked into a second career as a m… but was informed that the mimes were only accepting applications f…
Soft totalitarianism is like shoes That are just tight enough To remain comfortable If you don’t go anywhere
In school they put me in the gifted class but as one of my favorite teachers finally put it “There’s just something missing”
The most useful secret agents Are those who don’t know the secre… That they are agents of warfare
Most importantly, survival depends… your curated self lacking all self… This is best accomplished when you… lack all self-awareness, with you and your curated self
And so I wake in the morning and I stay inside and I take a deep breath and I let out a sigh and I stream from the top of my ru…
When life gives you A bottomless pit Fill it with Bottomless fries
Breathe in not out
You can’t know what you will decid… But you will know when you have de… You can’t know how you will act on… But you already know what is at st… Everything hangs in the balance;
Power is the ability To maintain your non-negotiables And the world to come Will arrive when we stop trying To negotiate a new deal with God
I was thinking of a logo for my personal brand and I came up with a lightning bug in a glass jar
The kingdom of heaven is like a tr… where gentlemen may remove their h… while all others must