Vision: In an age when there is n… Mission: Because time flies when…
My wife fell right back in love with me when we came up with a rubric
As the enormous asteroid hurtled toward Earth I found myself working harder than ever
In the real world there is no plot to speak of but plot devices everywhere
Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski
Believing that one can use social media for good is like thinking one can live in the Matrix without fueling the Machines
Everyone wants to live forever because fear is self-perpetuating No one wants to overcome the fear… because courage is selfless
When did we ditch the Pledge of Allegiance for the wedge of a grievance
You’re not allowed to copy from your neighbor because you’re supposed to copy from your teacher
During the lockdown you were still technically allowed to exercise outdoors but I rigged up
If there is one thing we can all agree on it’s moral certainty
Male materialists rarely make for marriage material because in their insistence that life’s not fair they further insist
The faceless horde finds strength in numbers by losing themselves in the crowd But when your numbers are small
Power is the ability To maintain your non-negotiables And the world to come Will arrive when we stop trying To negotiate a new deal with God
I’m never Ready But I’m always Overprepared