If I were going to rephrase the O… I’d say I believe in God because There’s no better explanation And if I were going to re-explain…
The funny thing is if you’re continually nervous about getting into a wreck you become a nervous wreck and then
The three most powerful words in the English language are not I love you; they are So be it
When people ask me How are you doing? I tell them That’s above my pay grade
The difference between Mother Nature and God the Father is that the former doesn’t suffer fools gladly while the latter
Life is a movie in which childhood is a sequel to your pare… adulthood is a prequel for your ch… and making it to old age is living in a spin-off
I’ll give you the forest And I’ll take the trees You save the whales And I’ll keep the bees The sand in your eyes
God gives us what is necessary but not sufficient because nothing is ever sufficient
In ancient times the scribe produced holy texts through which you encountered the sacred Today, the coder makes hypertexts through which
I wasn’t shocked when scientists announced that a universe already infinitely… could still be expanding because I do have an ego
One would think the earth is flat “Unless” as the Coen brothers put it “round is funny”
Everyone wants to drive a wedge between the monotheists and the Da… when the only real difference is that the former believe this land was made for you and me
My dissertation defense fell apart even as I read my title– The Bronze Age: A Golden Age of…
Like the distended sleeve On the fake Gordon Gartrell Denise made for Theo A giraffe’s long neck Reveals it as
The biggest shock of Judgment Day Was that they don’t give out grade… Just comments Which, of course, is worse Mine said: