Decisions my wife doesn’t make are settled by stare decisis
In the first half of life I tried it your way and succeeded which is how I got over you In the second half of life I did it my way and failed
I am going to delay early retirement until everyone is middle class
During the rodeo clown shortage nobody thought that the rodeo mime… but the mimes surprised everyone distracting the bulls by silently evoking the dignity
If you can get what you want you’re selling yourself short
I bought a Toyota because it’s bulletproof to compensate for the fact that I’m not even rubber bulletproof
Johnny Cash is going to Jackson; I have been to Jacksonville
If the world exists on a continuum between utopia and dystopia but instead of polar opposites utopia and dystopia are both hell then at the exact midpoint
Life’s unhappiest surprises always come from those you’ve known forever without ever knowing the score but now you will
Whenever it looks like the Jews have finally been accepted by their host culture you can be sure that trouble for the Jews
In theory rule by consensus sounds more democratic but in practice it leads to hung juries
I’ve done the math and the whole is only greater than the sum of its parts when the group is made up of individuals
Happiness is the moment after the weight of the world is lifted from your shoulders and before it lands on your toe
My psychic told me I needed to ta… I said I already knew that I came here to look before I leap
This ain’t culture war– it’s one cult in action with two rival factions