In school they put me in the gifted class but as one of my favorite teachers finally put it “There’s just something missing”
When success is made mandatory for all it becomes impossible for any
Johnny Cash is going to Jackson; I have been to Jacksonville
The first time I went to a robot… I said it hurts when I do this just as I bared my soul and the robot doctor said Don’t do that
I tried doing everything right Until I dug a hole Took a right turn at Albuquerque And realized There are no straight lines in my…
The quartermaster is responsible f… and nothing more Some of you will be content to half-ass the rest of it Some of you will be willing to ris…
The free food programs during the pandemic were great So, to compensate people began to ration love
If you take the cognitive map of… and rip it in half you’re left with two Google Maps: the one on the right of Israel
It’s almost impossible to tell the difference between self-effacement and self-abasement In the former he stays down to earth
Life is defined by failure But you can transcend failure If you die trying
Counterintuitively AI’s two primary tasks– No one will ever get bored And Nothing will ever happen–
We hit it off: she’d declawed her cats and I’d plucked my cacti’s needles
I was happily feeding at the trough when I noticed it had been filled with finger food
Ever since I got my first smartphone it feels like I’m visiting a museum and all the decent human beings
What do you call a wolf in sheep’s clothing who believes you are what you wear? The ruling class