My life was about to go down the drain but the drain was clogged
You can’t study for the purity test but you can copy from your neighbor
My boss said It’s my way or the highway so, I took the highway to hell But when God said It’s your way or the doorway
The only reason that people wear clothes is because they have language
For about one hundred years it was no longer a secret that the easiest way to be a rational a… in an irrational world is to rationalize all
The soul is like water The body a glass And a dead body is just A glass from which All the water has evaporated
The only thing Bigger than my ego Is God’s plan for me
This is a much simpler question than What does a woman want? Hamas wants to kill all Jews in Israel
My psychic told me I needed to ta… I said I already knew that I came here to look before I leap
The ugly duckling Is not a duck But he is a lucky duck
As an American I have a posteriori knowledge that Americans pretend without reason to a priori knowledge of the other
What looks like the wreckage of my life is just my crumple zone doing its job
My wife sleeps on her back while I sleep in the mis– take prone position
You’re not allowed to copy from your neighbor because you’re supposed to copy from your teacher
The best way to feel in control even though all control is an illusion is to stand in a line