The Book of Numbers
In the first take of Braveheart’s… Mel Gibson directed William Wall… “Freedom and responsibility!” But as a practiced antisemite Gibson quickly realized his error
My life was about to go down the drain but the drain was clogged
You know a hipster is aging gracef… When he comes to see that Objects in mirror Are closer than they appear
Most tautologies are self-fulfilling prophecies For example: Most people are average But God never met
It has taken countless scholars decades of toil to translate Plus ca change, plus c’est la meme chose
I told my daughter Let me give you some free advice: You get what you pay for And she said I don’t get it
TaB Clear whose only selling point was its clearness was offered exclusively in aluminum cans
Relationships are hard work unless you’ve preemptively announc… that you’re quitting but staying on as a volunteer
Did we stop playing the long game because it is the wrong game or is it only the wrong game because we’ve long since stopped p… Or is asking that question more of…
Thinking and feeling necessitates a lot of linking and… Done alone you just get a sinking… while on screen they see blinking…
All of the lakes are great But one of the lakes is superior
Our bodies are exactly as strong as gravity’s resistance makes them… in recognition of mortality we symbolize this through the know… that gravity is the weakest
If you want to remain married one partner should stay busy moving the goalposts while the other focuses on running out the clock
I try to win but I don’t play to win; I play to play
I used to stand on the moral high ground to look myself in the eye but now that I’ve plucked it out and thrown it away