Believing that one can use social media for good is like thinking one can live in the Matrix without fueling the Machines
Everyone has a shoe size and a city size– I wear an 11 and a half and a 600,000
Why bother keeping score when death assures that things always end in a tie Soon you’ll be able to get rid of death
Ignorance is bliss but playing dumb hollows out the abyss
When life gives white people lemon… they make ginger tea lemonade wit…
The only way to survive being abandoned is to love with abandon
If my wife could re-draft she says she’d still take me but only after trading back to the second round
Social media has made the famous so accessible that it’s like you can see the face of… but instead of dying you want to take a nap
I’m never Ready But I’m always Overprepared
Trump’s genius is his nothingness which allows him to be everything e.g., He’s America’s inside joke (American democracy was a joke lon…
There’s equality And there’s e-quality You know the former when you see i… You know the latter when it sees y…
Wittgenstein let the fly out of the bottle but western philosophy was soon back on the bottle
The human brain has 100 trillion synaptic connections which sounds like a lot but it’s only 0.0000000005% of the universe’s 200 billion tril…
When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs
We don’t understand our childhoods so we spend our adult lives reenacting them in the hope that an outside observer