The far left puts the silent and invisible H in tolerate Guess where? There’s a clue
Most tautologies are self-fulfilling prophecies For example: Most people are average But God never met
Actually marr– iage is like riding a tan– dem unicycle
I need the guy who trains your mind so that you can walk barefoot across hot coals to come to my house
It’s because certain questions will get you killed that certain other questions are also answers
I still believe that anything is possible It’s just that now nothing would surprise me
I know I’m losing an argument with my friends when my thoughts turn to lunch I know I’m winning when I’m about to lose my lunch
I have a prediction to make: We can’t predict the ending But when it’s all said and done Everything will seem obvious For example,
There are neither good people nor normal people just people who are good at sticki…
Thinking and feeling necessitates a lot of linking and… Done alone you just get a sinking… while on screen they see blinking…
I’m neither handy nor a dandy but my wife still finds me handy d…
Life is a trial in which the more you obey the guiltier you become Miraculously
Not to be outdone I cut my face off to spite my nose
Love may never win but love always ties
You can cash in on your talent You can cash in on your good looks You can cash in on your hard work You can cash in on your good luck You can even cash in on all four