We confuse freedom for the act of choosing when our frontal lobe has no choice but to choose just as a heart must beat
Thanks to his bifocals Ben Franklin could see that while we might look like bald… up close we’re clearly turkeys
When success is made mandatory for all it becomes impossible for any
Because, per Morrissey “We hate it when our friends becom… we got rid of success by eliminating all competition except for the number of friends
The banyan tree grows up around a host tree which eventually dies leaving the banyan hollow at its c…
I wear black socks On the outside Because black is how I feel In the onside
The surest way to know That God is always there for us Is that we always have a choice This is why religion and liberalis… Are a match made in heaven
Life is a give and take And since he’ll never give any cri… Because he can’t take any criticis… A people pleaser is the walking de…
People are like whales who have gotten sick of plankton
In the first half of life I tried it your way and succeeded which is how I got over you In the second half of life I did it my way and failed
A wise man once told me When you don’t know what to do do nothing A wise politician
Because man is condemned to freedo… his freedom has no exchange value Still, every man has his price since he is always free to sell his soul to the devil
My wife is philosophically opposed to my habit of justifying things, say a bag of the really good kind… with the phrase: I deserve it
In Putin’s version of Let’s Make… he shows you what’s behind Door #1… - You let Putin run you through w… AND what’s behind Door #2: - You fall on your sword to atone…
I’m not afraid of jumping in front of a bus because I don’t want to jump in front of a bus I am afraid of