In this earthly abode ‘Twas sadness that flowed With each new download Of binary code To ease our workload
Death and danger are our lot Look at what my kid can do is what’s been wrought
I finally realized that when Smokey Bear says Only you can prevent forest fires Only I really believe him
We’ll know we’ve seen the Enlight… When we don’t know who we are From one moment to the next Because, where once The One thing we wanted
I never believed in automatic writ… until I tried my hand at TikTok and felt an invisible hand gently (as in pleasantly) but insistently (as in relievedly)
Decisions my wife doesn’t make are settled by stare decisis
As the new Assistant to the Deput… your primary initial responsibilit… 1) Establishing détente between wo… and paleo dietary restriction fact… while maintaining the dining hall’…
The jig is finally up When Mr. Cool Goes to shul
I don’t meet many people with a mind like a steel trap Instead, the really smart people tend to have minds like trawling n… to catch the really big fish
We live in an age when the greatest danger is an excess of caution
When the ruffian challenges the professional by querying Am I here to amuse you? the professional displays his domi…
At first we thought This changes everything We weren’t exactly wrong But, of course Everything is highly adaptable
She was so cool that even her periods were fashionably late
God isn’t dead which is another way of saying God isn’t unemployed and still has the same job just with a new job description
The only colleges left standing will be the ones that can make you look smart while you’re playing dumb