By Jove, the easi– est way to work on yourself is to get married
Most tautologies are self-fulfilling prophecies For example: Most people are average But God never met
I thought I’d crafted a mystique when all I’d rea– lly made were mistakes
Inasmuch as handling gold is always a thorny affair all gold is rose gold but black gold
China’s zero-covid policy zeroes in on ideology in order to zero out reality Americans, too, have a zero percen… making justice a total zero
For the longest time we were convinced there’s something they’re not tell… But now that they’ve finally told… we can’t stop asking
The first half of life: Did I say that? The second half of life: I did say that The end of life:
You’ll know you’re talking to God When He doesn’t talk back Yet you still have your answer
When I filter my selfie it becomes a safie
We guard the thin line between love and hate by loving more But we cross the thin line between self-love and self-hate
100% of success is showing up on time
Whenever I hurt someone I’m sure that I’m a honeybee about to die But it always turns out that I’m…
Learning how to walk is learning how to fall forward while remembering to catch yoursel… again and again Walking is the illusion
Whereas Mayor McCheese loved reading about himself in the newsp… ex-Mayor McCheese was served with divorce papers
The best way to control somebody Is to divide the mind from the bod… Because the body is where the soul…