The narcissist is a two—sided coin… Heads, I need you Tails, I hate you– and the more you meet a narcissist… the more they will hate you
In communist Russia no one wanted to be seen to be the first person to stop clapping for Stalin In America today
In a real life version of the ugly duckling discovering s… I was the reject popsicle stick who at long last found out I was a handy tongue depressor
When you have to be rich just to be middle class what do you have to do to be rich? That’s what they call a good quest… And since you have no choice
Actually marr– iage is like riding a tan– dem unicycle
Miss Suzie had a scapegoat The scapegoat was Hillel Miss Suzie went to heaven The scapegoat went to Hello terminator
Hey mister, that Deep Blue is some deep shit I know, that’s why we’re
Your life, like everyone else’s will eventually accept death’s pro… and maybe it’s because from the moment you were born death has been saying yes to life
What if Vladimir and Estragon had actually been stalling for Godot
The universe is always asking By chance, do you have a creative…
In the end no one could be held accountable for the catastrophe not because there weren’t plenty of warning signs
Yes, humans suck– that’s a universal The reason we haven’t been able to fix it is that being a human doesn’t suck for eve…
The people pleaser’s greatest mist… is believing that if you always walk the line you will never have to
There are only two real superpowers: unacknowledged plagiarism and begrudging cooperation
The worst part about giving every kid in little league a trophy is the way it has emptied all the… out of acquiring