And just like that the safety of ironic distance gave way to the false intimacy of over-proximi…
When Plan A is not having a plan Plan B is not having an exit strategy
Instead of the invisible hand bending self-interest towards the collective good we got the risible glad-hand laughing our selfishness off
Monotheism is true; Liberalism works Put them together and The true works
The second half of life is a second chance to give as much as I have received
When I picked candy apples as my… (think spirit animals for foodies) I honestly had no idea I was naturally sweet but laid it on way too thick
He was the kind of husband who when his wife asked him to stop sa… complied but started looking for excuses to… panda bear
Much like nuclear weapons the whole point of having vacation days is never to use them
The difference between sports and real life is that if Love played basketball against Empire, Hate, Violence and Death and won
Coffee is for the middle-aged; we need both to shit and get shit done
Ever since I got my first smartphone it feels like I’m visiting a museum and all the decent human beings
I have a prediction to make: We can’t predict the ending But when it’s all said and done Everything will seem obvious For example,
If you take a hot-blooded child and raise him in a cold-blooded cu… don’t be surprised when you get a lukewarm-blooded vulture
The American social contract takes the form of an unholy allian… If you don’t question my authority… I won’t hold you accountable So, when our barons traded the US…
Now that everyone else is also holier than thou Our far left raised the stakes becoming holier than Mao With slogans of piffle