When I was a kid the rule was one kid got to pour two glasses of Coke and the other kid
I always liked making people laugh until my undergraduates told me that it was an abuse of power asym…
The only stipulation they put on our capitulation was against any abrogation in accepting their congratulations
The only reason that people wear clothes is because they have language
It’s only once You’ve submitted to God’s will That God will say Surprise Me
Poets are to their poems As parents are to their children Preparing them for the world Without knowing what they will do
Civilization began when a discussion group convened to debate the meaning of the phras… The less said, the better
The first thing I fell in love with was her out-of-office notification
I used to think the way it works i… if it’s true then you believe it Later, I thought if you believe it
All art’s politi– cal but some art is more re– ligious than others
There are no endings neither happy nor sad– Does this make you happy or sad? I pretend to answer the question by preferring songs that end
The kingdom of heaven is like two otherwise mediocre individuals making a great couple
When the dull knives are out and you say all the approved thing… in all the approved ways you have proved the silencing of dissent
Whereas Mayor McCheese loved reading about himself in the newsp… ex-Mayor McCheese was served with divorce papers
I went to bed after a gabfest and had a bad dream that I woke up on, nay in, silent retreat