Life is a trial in which the more you obey the guiltier you become Miraculously
They used to pay us A penny for our thoughts But then they realized We would pay them To think for us
Everyone wants to drive a wedge between the monotheists and the Da… when the only real difference is that the former believe this land was made for you and me
I have a deep need for love but an even deeper fear of rejecti… and God is both the greatest gamble and the surest thing
Democracy is a game of bridge where each coalition must partner… and going for broke requires not just suicidal risk but a suicide pact,
The pleasure in a magic show is wondering how the magician did it
Everybody wants to rule the world And along come the Jews Claiming that God rules the world But nobody wants God to rule the… Because everybody wants to rule th…
Acting locally solved climate change but now instead of a life or death situati… which at least had a degree of rom…
When the NSA reads my email are they ab– le to discern tone
A man without an enemy is like a vampire with a reflection
God is infinitely demanding (MC… Because (=) God is infinitely rewarding (E)
The scientific method has, at long last arrived at a unifying theory which, for it is a dead end
This ain’t culture war– it’s one cult in action with two rival factions
If new car smell lasts forever you will not be able to smell it
Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened