Mother Goose was always considere… a good enough mother Until lately we realized her failure to smother It was unanimous
Instead of a Che Guevara t-shirt I have a Carol Burnett henley
On planet Earth there are natural… Anything you do comes with natural… On Google Earth there are no limi… You can do anything you want But anything you do
Funny how as the left lost its sense of humor it became a joke
The difference between Mother Nature and God the Father is that the former doesn’t suffer fools gladly while the latter
I’ve never won an argument with my wife but since I learned to let her have the last word I’ve consistently covered the spre…
At the end of life you can either say I brought it or I bought it
In the past walking into a cathedral made you feel small Now it makes you feel fat
In five big boardrooms on Earth There soon came to be a great mirt… At the growth in net worth That fed on a dearth In all of the people’s self-worth
I grew up in the Neighborhood of… where if someone already had their… it was usually based on something… Now I live in the Land of Make T… where if someone’s mind is already…
My wife fell right back in love with me when we came up with a rubric
7. “Strategic” nuclear war: Assured destruction = yes, but mut… 6. Giant asteroid hits earth: No one to blame 5. Cyber war:
If your phalanges cause you to philander pluck off the ring
The fruit of the tree of knowledge… Has fully ripened In the form of the internet Which looms large With the promise of looming catast…
Seeing as no good deed goes unpuni… Everyone else turned the job offer… And went back to waiting on their… Only the Jews understood that In the real world