Haunted by conflicted feelings in… my therapist and I finally traced… when I preferred Pepsi to Coke and McDonald’s to Burger King but B.K. served Pepsi
Hook-up apps have given intimacy all the allure of an oil change
A man without an enemy is like a vampire with a reflection
You’ve always dressed to impress But it’s only since social media That you can use your appearance To exact compulsory service
I always thought saying slide trombone was like saying pizza pie until I heard about the valve trombone
Living well Means accepting risk Living hell Is risk-free
Six days of innovation One day of relaxation I guarantee: Creation!
If you count the rings on a tree stump it will tell you the cost of doing business
The two-week lockdown To bend the curve Turned into a year-and-a-half That bent our minds When
Power is a measure of the capacity to cope with our lack of control and in wielding our power to take control
Yes, we have no bananas but we still need you to play second banana
The first and most important task when you’re joining a non-hierarch… is finding out who’s really in charge The first and most important task
It never snows anymore in Baltimore but it did before you left open the refrigerator doo…
I don’t have any delusions of grandeur; I have delusions of posthumous grandeur that would retroactively nullify
Once you have gained accession to the object of your obsession you’ll remain incapable of graspin… let alone even asking if you just might be the object of…