I don’t meet many people with a mind like a steel trap Instead, the really smart people tend to have minds like trawling n… to catch the really big fish
Words get in the way and a picture is worth a thousand words
Abiding means to wait expectantly, defiantly, or submiss… and I typically manage all three in the grocery store checkout line even in the express lane
If I’ve said it once they’ve liked it a thousand times
To whom it may concern: Time travel is impossible
When life gives white people lemon… they make ginger tea lemonade wit…
Learning how to walk is learning how to fall forward while remembering to catch yoursel… again and again Walking is the illusion
Civilization began when a discussion group convened to debate the meaning of the phras… The less said, the better
A long time ago I received my mission statement: The best version of myself isn’t t… I’m currently on my ten thousandth… Trying to figure out what this mea…
Time tells a story and linear time is a plot device we’ve made up, call it a time machine, to advance the plot
If I said– The worst thing you can say about… is that he always plays it safe– then he sounds like a perfectly ni… But when I say–
You’re supposed to love everybody but everybody knows that’s putting all of your eggs in one ba… so everybody eggs each other on in making a western omelet
Going home had come to feel like dining in a restaurant where the food is celebrated but the customers merely tolerated
I believe in a future in which man perfects the art of expressing his discontent in bushes that look like clouds
If you feel like you’ve been getting away with something you’ve probably been cheating yourself