I asked ChatGPT to tell me what I was thinking and it said You’re thinking I once was lost
Which came first The morals Or the justification Hint: The #1 excuse
It could be the truth if it couldn’t go viral But it’s definitely pravda if it speeds our downward spiral
Heads I bite my tongue Tails You cut it off
“Life”, as it’s come to be known,… And ends with a grand finale But in between there’s just a lot… And grandiloquent small talk But there are grand plans for a se…
If you’ve seen one mirror you’ve seen them all
By Jove, the easi– est way to work on yourself is to get married
Accustomed to the view from their… the rich had no idea they were fas… a very steep waterfall
You’ll know whether you’re there to make things better or to make yourself feel better by how you react when you’re told you can do better
Putin lost his mind then he lost his war then he lost his job or Putin dropped the mask
It’s taken me this long to underst… like Pee Wee Herman I meant to do that though I’m still unsure why Because as hard as it’s been
We rent an apartment so my wife told me that technicall… I am the interim king of my own ca…
In the face of loss I staved off loss of control by gainsaying a loss for words
There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and antisemitism
Never answer a yes or no question. Answer the question that you wish had been asked of you: “Ms. Magill, I’m gonna give you one more opportunity for the world to see your answer. Does...