You would think doing well on social media would give you strength in numbers but you only end up
You can cash in on your talent You can cash in on your good looks You can cash in on your hard work You can cash in on your good luck You can even cash in on all four
Starting gun to my head I’ll finish what you started And run the race By running in place
The internet wants to tell you a l… Instead, let me tell you a secret: After the Holocaust Antisemitism was buried just deep… That it came to seem an anachronis…
There is no Status quo But there is Status
No one loves a woman like her man and no one loves capitalism like its Marxists In each case
Until the company’s weekend retrea… I didn’t know that my leadership s… was like never having braces but still wearing a retainer
The only colleges left standing will be the ones that can make you look smart while you’re playing dumb
Your life, like everyone else’s will eventually accept death’s pro… and maybe it’s because from the moment you were born death has been saying yes to life
I’d always said Que sera, sera expecting the last guffaw Instead it’s a last hurrah before one or the other coups d’et…
A man must never admit that what he wants more than anything is to be told what to do Instead
Everybody wants to rule the world And along come the Jews Claiming that God rules the world But nobody wants God to rule the… Because everybody wants to rule th…
It’s a modern miracle: With social media You can finally Have your fake And be it too
If you take the cognitive map of… and rip it in half you’re left with two Google Maps: the one on the right of Israel
In Let there be plight the P is silent