When God closes one store He opens another
As the public version of one’s pri… social media is the recurring drea… of showing up at work without any… come true
The sloth’s plangent gaze confirms what we already know: The eighth deadly sin is haste
Failure to pay the narcissistic wa… results in a fit of rage that cannot be assuaged short of an all against all rampag…
I have a bad habit of predicting the future; it has kept me alive but only to fight another day And yes, my brain is pattern-seeki…
Strange how we’re so worried about Artificial Intelligence taking ov… when we’ve long since succumbed to Artificial Emotional Intelligence in the belief that if we
We can’t fool God But we can fool ourselves into thi… We fooled God The surest way to do so Is to fool ourselves into thinking
The smartest gal in the room Is the one who realizes All the adults in the room Are emotional children Behaving like holy terrors
I won’t rest ‘til O– prah puts me on the cover of her magazine
It would have been enough Had God merely kept His promises But since He knows a thing or two About human psychology God always under-promises and over…
A heart can only beat in synch with another A broken heart still beats because God keeps the time– just as He keeps us–
Where my father’s faith led him to wear a clerical collar I struggle with faith much as I do with ring around the…
Liberalism without religion is lik… dining at an all-you-can-eat buffe… There’s plenty of everything but everything is so-so Religion without liberalism is lik…
In regular old capitalism we used to say time is money In the attention economy we say
Some families hide the truth in pl… By laughing at it Although it gets confusing for a c… When the truth is a joke That can’t be told