You’ll know you’re but a prop In someone else’s mise en scene When, after the photo op And the choir’s said amen You’re left to close up shop
If husbands were like pro basketball players I’d be an all star but one with an exceptionally low trade value
A memory hole should be just deep enough to bury yourself up to the neck– Any deeper
Because a man is only as good as h… you’ll know he means what he says when you see him do it But on social media a man is only his words
We rent an apartment so my wife told me that technicall… I am the interim king of my own ca…
Just as the yin-yang symbol portrays both dominant sections with a small portion of the opposi… lack sows an abundance of desire and abundance lacks lack
Is being a conformist without a cause enough to qualify me as an antihero
To break up with your significant other just say I need space To break it off
According to experts There are only seven basic plots Limited to the believable There are no experts on the truth Because the truth
The older I get the less I pause for effect This is because the clock is ticking and I’d rather not waste my time
Ours was the first all you can eat… to earn a coveted Michelin star and I always thought it was becaus… when you ordered the whole enchila… it came with bottomless fries
Where once an artist was a creator she is now a creative because a noun requires a verb and we’re meant to do nothing which pays well on the internet
The reason every man has his price is because he always fails to real… 1. that he can never get what he w… 2. this makes his desire priceless
The only reason that people wear clothes is because they have language
Human beings need to compete for what they want To ruin human beings try meeting their needs