The original version’s working title was The Giveth and Taketh Away Tree but Silverstein couldn’t get it published
If husbands were like pro basketball players I’d be an all star but one with an exceptionally low trade value
You start out needing money to advance your ideology but you end up mouthing your ideol… to rake in more money
Just because they’re coming to get you doesn’t mean you’re not paranoid
As the public version of one’s pri… social media is the recurring drea… of showing up at work without any… come true
The internet wants to tell you a l… Instead, let me tell you a secret: After the Holocaust Antisemitism was buried just deep… That it came to seem an anachronis…
In this age of relentless people p… the merest exercise of reason is always a form of treason
My ego is too big
Yes, we have no bananas but we still need you to play second banana
The high strung flaneur gives free advice to the good and good advice to the free
Panic in the feeds of Towson Panic in the feeds of Baltimore I sunder too, myself Could life ever obtain again The world wide feeds that load you…
I don’t have a TV because I would watch it Instead, I watch my mouth
A wise man once told me When you don’t know what to do do nothing A wise politician
Once I realized that I wasn’t afraid of sky diving just that my parachute wouldn’t op… I was able to conquer my fear without ever leaving the ground
Finding themselves at court in a r… for a body politic gone mad withou… aides could only hope to exploit h… bias in lieu of appeals to his dec…