Early big bang theor– ists were known for eating quite a lot of popcorn
We’ve gone from treating people as a means to an end to using them as props for pretend
Finding the anxiety of not knowing who we are for the Other unbearable we cracked the cheat code of statu… but in predetermining
My boss said It’s my way or the highway so, I took the highway to hell But when God said It’s your way or the doorway
I have half a mind to lose my mind and half a mind to find God The question, natch
Life has given us pumpkins ostensibly for carving and smashing but I smell an opportunity though the opportunity cost
Question: What do you want the mo… Answer: The most. This is how you know The devil is always cheating you Because desire is neither
The question isn’t: Why is there something rather than nothing? It’s: Why does it mean something
Gracious me! Now that college Has become a finishing school There are no starter homes
The realist doesn’t look at clouds… that describes the escapist The realist looks at clouds and se… from her childhood
The remarkable thing about life is how time consuming it is
It never snows anymore in Baltimore but it did before you left open the refrigerator doo…
Marxism is a sadism with a simple formula: My happiness becomes real the moment yours is dematerialized
The sixth extinction was hardest of all on the balloon animal artists
I tried using my get out of jail free card but the CVV on the back was Roman Numerals for eleven