It’s almost impossible to tell the difference between self-effacement and self-abasement In the former he stays down to earth
I knew Remain was in trouble when they announced that a vote fo… was also a vote in favor of renami… Brexit McBrexitface
No one was more surprised than the… when we cracked open his shell and… the inside covered in mirrors
You’re only a real materialist If you demand that believers Do the impossible And then get angry When they prove you wrong
Everyone wants to live forever because fear is self-perpetuating No one wants to overcome the fear… because courage is selfless
The first half of life: Did I say that? The second half of life: I did say that The end of life:
The new Speech Code prohibits use of the phrase “Speak for yourself” due to its aggressive tone and threatening connotations
This isn’t the best of all possible worlds but God does His best with what we give Him to work with
The ego is like a booster rocket That starts out incredibly massive But sheds its size As it delivers its payload– The soul–
The baton is a scroll that says– among other things– The road goes on forever Heaven is
Just because life is good doesn’t mean it isn’t also too much of a good thing
It’s become harder than ever to be the court jester– you have to use humor to speak
There’s always a deadline when I read a lifeline so I’ll cut right to the chase: Conjoined with your avatar you will live forever
The moment I think It’s beneath me the solid ground collapses into a sinkhole where I remain
We treat life as if Postponing the inevitable When we should be busy Preparing for the inestimable