A rising tide lifts all boats But a rising sea floods all moats
She was so cool that even her periods were fashionably late
Like generals husbands are always preparing to f… while their wives are always prepa… to fight the last just war
It’s capitalism after it shed its skin
Everybody knows that Jews are indigenous to Israe… that they were frogmarched out into the oft-deadly diaspora by th… and that they have openly and
Putin lost his mind then he lost his war then he lost his job or Putin dropped the mask
Imagine what the mannequins say to… as they go their separate ways fro… as each ships out from the factory A religious mannequin says: There, but for the grace of God,…
The day I found out I was as deep as a basket of botto… was the same day I learned that the problem with fishing for compl… is that you can’t throw them back
You’ll never convince me that when the sun and moon are out at the same time it isn’t the sun appearing at nigh…
The last stage of wes– tern civilization was groupthink without groups
All opinions are wrong but you can only learn from your own mistakes
The devolution to a permanent ruling class of the progressive educated elite will not be televised Because the elite cut their cords
I’ll go those who want to live on forever in their apartment… one better– I’ll never even leave
The internet is the opposite of th… When a memory is repressed you get it back even though you can’t remember it But when it is memory-holed
Only a fool believes that the river obeys the riverbed