In this age of relentless people p… the merest exercise of reason is always a form of treason
A heart can only beat in synch with another A broken heart still beats because God keeps the time– just as He keeps us–
Charlie Brown wants To believe Lucy wants To deceive But maybe, just maybe
I am a story I tell myself The story is a cover-up The cover-up is always worse than… The crime is merely the will to po… The cover-up is giving away my pow…
Humble pie is A required taste Until it becomes An acquired taste
It wasn’t until I earned my MBA that I understood the second comin… as an incredible opportunity for r… e.g, think about the implications… Jesus updated from sandals to toe…
Whoever said It’s lonely at the top must have never had their own spelling group in third grade
It’s not that we are past The point of no return But that we the people Have invested our life savings In scorn for our neighbor
Instead of a Che Guevara t-shirt I have a Carol Burnett henley
What looks like the wreckage of my life is just my crumple zone doing its job
In the 2020 reboot Bugs Bunny’s persona has shifted from invulnerable trickster to pseudo-empathic scold
Looking back on college it’s unclear if I was a party animal party mineral or party vegetable
In a real life version of the ugly duckling discovering s… I was the reject popsicle stick who at long last found out I was a handy tongue depressor
In France everyone thinks Scotch tape is crap
We expect a fiduciary relationship with our financial advisors and all they do is help handle the money Yet we so often fail