The rug saves its harshest critique for the carpet
Writing history is hard especially when it’s about the past
Mark my wounds, Our words will come back To flaunt us
We’re running out of time Because we’re running So walk, don’t run For though we have no time to wast… Haste still makes waste
I thought they’d finally say Mea culpa But they still just said Me
There is no theory of quantum grav… Because– Einstein notwithstanding– No one understands gravity There is no theory of God
God gave us creation and said Help yourself and so, we plundered it realizing too late that the only way
I used to believe that if no one was unwanted there would be no more Wanted post… Now I think that because we can never stop wanting
I’m always leaving things at church so the lost and found won’t be empty
The US Constitution rules out cruel and unusual punishment but that and a nickel will get you 1% of a cup of coffee now that cruelty is the usual
If a computer could speak we could not understand it
You keep the peace they get everything else
A man wants the mother of his children to be a chef in the kitchen “imaginative” in the bedroom a shrink in the living room
You cannot beat God in any sport but you can tie Him in bowling
You can’t take both forks in the road but you can overpack