I want what you want so I want a cow
Everyone makes fun of the weatherman for getting the forecast wrong as if getting it right is his real job
The moment I think It’s beneath me the solid ground collapses into a sinkhole where I remain
A man starts out lying for instant gratification Inevitably, this progresses to buy… his unending rationalizations
A charmed half-life is the time taken to lower your expectations to half their original value
People tend to be wrong and through their errors get closer to the truth This is known as freedom The most sacred narratives
I thought I’d flown the co-op by living off the grid And yet I’m still a chicken only now I’m on the skids So I’ve up and joined a commune
The one path to a sustainable future is understanding that people will only agree to cuts in their standard of livin…
I wish I could be the Lone Ranger Instead like everyone else I’m the known stranger
Heads I bite my tongue Tails You cut it off
In true democracy Authority flows via The will of the people In our technocracy Authority grows via
No one loves a woman like her man and no one loves capitalism like its Marxists In each case
I know a guy who knows Paul Simon who told me the real reason for th… was that Paul got sick of Garfunk… stalling for thyme
When we asked Jesus to explain the mechanics of the last being first He answered in yet another parable… It’s like when you’re playing tug…
The original version’s working title was The Giveth and Taketh Away Tree but Silverstein couldn’t get it published