I’m not scared of the explicit danger I’m afraid of the implicit threats
When I was a young man I couldn’t see the forest for the trees Now that I am old and wise I can’t see the forest
You can only make a difference in the face of indifference
In the story of The boy who cried wolf There was no wolf Until there was And there still is
Power is the ability To maintain your non-negotiables And the world to come Will arrive when we stop trying To negotiate a new deal with God
Why is there something rather than nothing? Because nothing is impossible
I believe in the great man theory of history because the good man theory of history is so obviously false
Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski
Rock and roll may be dead but it’s got one of the great corp… like a dead horseshoe crab
The two-week lockdown To bend the curve Turned into a year-and-a-half That bent our minds When
Most people can get away with sweeping a few things under the ru… but when I started working at the… I couldn’t help noticing how the rugs looked like
Six days of innovation One day of relaxation I guarantee: Creation!
Why bother keeping score when death assures that things always end in a tie Soon you’ll be able to get rid of death
It all clicked for me when I realized that Hebrew School Is a party school
Everyone makes fun of the weatherman for getting the forecast wrong as if getting it right is his real job