It’s widely known that A man’s best availability is his a… The highest praise for a man is What would we do without him? But it’s rarely said that
You can’t break the chain of events but you can break the chain of custody for the chain of events
Mid-life is when you realize you’re in a clown car The end of life is about accepting that of all the clowns
Being human beings Pacifists are just as obsessed With wielding power As everybody else And just as pathological as those
Don’t think of a pink elephant and while you’re at it Don’t kill the messenger
Time marches on and for mere mortals it marches to the beat of its own… which is how we got rhythm But the immortals found
Nobody grows up wanting to be a mot– ivational speaker
I asked ChatGPT to tell me what I was thinking and it said You’re thinking I once was lost
They put a circle at dead ends so you can either live there or turn back but we just keep
I thought I was too smart for my own good But happily, I’d overestimated my… and I was just smart enough to be vaporous
Self-discipline is The only real self-indulgence Everything else is self-abnegation
You can’t burn a bridge when they’ve already dismantled th… to keep you out but you can burn an eternal flame to mark the location
The internet wants to tell you a l… Instead, let me tell you a secret: After the Holocaust Antisemitism was buried just deep… That it came to seem an anachronis…
You cannot beat God in any sport but you can tie Him in bowling
The difference between your superego and God is that your superego says You must, but you can’t leaving you with worlds of guilt