A wise man once told me that there are two kinds of family prob… He said Family Problem #1 is not having a family
In order to live I can’t die (but you can) In order to live and let live I must (eventually) die
Father knows best practice is to ask your mother
Just as birds regurgitate to feed their young human beings have culture
A leader attracts a following The following attracts a crowd The crowd mobs the leader The leader forms a mob The mob goes mental
Everybody knows That everybody hates group project… But everybody is a group project Which is why everybody hates thems… Unless the group wisdom
Can’t buy me love but you can buy me likes
My handwriting analyst said my electronic signature indicates a Type A personality and that’s all she sees anymore I said
The heat of mutual disdain that always sustained us in person has cooled with depersonalized cam… that detain us via cursor
The only way to survive being abandoned is to love with abandon
I may look like a tall glass of water but be– ware, I’m half empty
It’s not just that “Man is wolf to man” It’s that he has always known this about himself and yet
The left was once really good at keeping capitalism in check but then they lost their identity and have been looking for one ever… oblivious that it’s long since
My curated self has asked me for a divorce
Life’s unhappiest surprises always come from those you’ve known forever without ever knowing the score but now you will