In a post-pandemic bid to remain relevant the SATs have removed all true/false questions in acknowledgment that such questi…
Looking back on college it’s unclear if I was a party animal party mineral or party vegetable
The turning point came after I pegged my happi– ness to the dollar
All the real archetypes are from the circus and I thought I was a clown until I found myself shot from a cannon
We’ve got enough to go on That there’s enough for everybody So long as we are tough enough But we couldn’t leave well enough… And soon enough
Today’s peace movement, in a nutsh… Do what we do Not what we say And we say we come in peace Because we’re mostly peaceful
People complain that religion tell… missing the point that it enables… other people telling you what to d…
My wife is a lot like God If God weren’t perfect Like Him, she’s my toughest criti… But also my fiercest champion
The true test of power today is whether or not you can be forced to accept a forced apology
I disapprove of what you say but I will defend to the death your right not to mean it
What is wrong with the world today?: Dear Sir or Madam, You are.
Everyone who uses language believes in God Prayer is the act of admitting that you believe in God
Death and danger are our lot Look at what my kid can do is what’s been wrought
Don’t talk to strangers; Sing with them
Yes, we have no bananas but we still need you to play second banana