Unlike the Americans and the Engl… who are divided by a common langua… the Americans and the Parisians are divided by a common symptom: disappointment
You know you must die and yet you must live You can never know if you’re right and yet you must choose So it’s not
God already knows Where this is all going But it’s up to all of us How we get there
People are the opposite of baked potatoes– If you keep poking holes in their theories they will explode
God will accept everything about you but the one thing He won’t take is the blame
I’d always said Que sera, sera expecting the last guffaw Instead it’s a last hurrah before one or the other coups d’et…
You can only make a difference in the face of indifference
I used to pretend that Kafka’s The Trial was my favorite book but these days I bring a courtroom stenographer with me
I believe in God and I believe in liberalism The tension between these two beliefs
Actual justice consists of hearing both sides of the story in order to decide which side is in the right meaning that justice
The closest I ev– er came to forming Voltron was using Groupon
I used to think the way it works i… if it’s true then you believe it Later, I thought if you believe it
God said satis– faction guaranteed; religion is all the fine print
Miss Suzie had a scapegoat The scapegoat was Hillel Miss Suzie went to heaven The scapegoat went to Hello terminator
If you can control the future through predictive policing– what the Department of Justice describes as “taking data from disparate sources, analyzing them and then using the results to ...