For every deep dive into the data there’s a data analyst with the be…
I never knew who they thought I really was until I finally staked my claim
For twenty years people kept insis… that there was an elephant in the… but I just didn’t see it And then I realized I was the elephant
Civilization is an attempt to filibuster death
In a post-pandemic bid to remain relevant the SATs have removed all true/false questions in acknowledgment that such questi…
Materialism is no way out of Cartesian dualism It just turns backwards– I am, therefore I think– in an infinite regress
Because we are social beings whenever people said they have no… they always meant they have no soc… Real life was social life But now social life is short for
Woe betide the man who accepts an apology
The first and most important task when you’re joining a non-hierarch… is finding out who’s really in charge The first and most important task
If Wile E. Coyote ever caught the Roadrunner he’d suddenly lose interest
If your phalanges cause you to philander pluck off the ring
I thought I’d crafted a mystique when all I’d rea– lly made were mistakes
If you can convince people that something is inevitable they will behave as if it’s already happened making its eventuality a non-event
It’s a modern miracle: With social media You can finally Have your fake And be it too
I’ve wasted most of my life wondering Why do I believe in God? when I should have been asking Why does God believe in me?